Okay...I want to marry Taylor Swift. Like...yesterday. Check out her reaction backstage when she was walking by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kissing each other on the cheek.

This POOR woman...just standing around, enjoying the awesomeness of Miguel's performance, and then...BOOM!! Literally got kicked in the face (okay, so it was more like teabagged, but still.) Check out the video below.

And while you're at it, check out this hilarious parody version with WWE commentary.

Seriously bro? Enough. We all know this is some BS story (especially since it's changed a couple times since it started up last week) and you're just making this crap up to get in the limelight. But now trying to say you hope to inspire other molestation victims to come forward? You're a doucheknuckle with a sucktastic haircut. Check out the video of Wade below from the airport yesterday.