HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Christina Aguilera went from too skinny, to looking like the new definition for Bloated Oompa Loompa, to hourglass figure!! You NEED to see this pic she posted on her Facebook page the other day -- check it right here! 

I'm calling this hookup from a mile away -- Farrah Abraham may be buying a mansion in Justin Bieber's neighborhood. So..you got Bieber, who's single and a mental wreck right now, and Farrah...who would probably bang anything short of a fruitfly -- yeah. It's happening.

Check out pics of her possible new crib here. 

Mo'Nique is on the Jadd plan -- MELTING off the pounds and gettin in touch with our sexy sexy selves! She's down 80 POUNDS...AWESOME!! Hit up pics of her weight loss right here.