Photo: Brandi Glanville's Twitter

In her book Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, Brandi Glanville admits that she was so bitter over her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes, she "decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave the doctor's office Eddie's credit card number."

That...honestly could be the best line I've ever heard.