Because NO ONE saw this coming. After only 2 months of marriage, Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom 2 is already saying she wants a divorce. Like I said, we all saw it coming. What we DIDN'T see coming was the possible reason.

Jenelle was JUST released from the hospital for a "mysterious injury that put her and her unborn child in danger." Once she got released, she posted on Facebook (because everyone NEEDS the emo details of everyone's lives, so why not post it all on there) that she wanted a divorce and then laid into Courtland (her husband) about how she might be having a miscarriage and he leaves town.

Long story short, she's making it sound like he might've done something Chris Brown-esque to her...which must've made Courtland pee himself because he posted on Twitter almost right away that he "never did anything to hurt my wife. I always loved her with every ounce of my heart."

Yeah. And Chris Brown is a stand-up boyfriend.