So for the 29384729372894792387th time, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up.

We all got those friends that constantly break up then get back together a second later and refuse to actually stay apart, right? Dontcha just wanna kick them in the ouchie spots?

I say we form 2 lines -- one to kick Justin in his Bieber, and one to kick Selena in her Gomez.