No, you read that headline correctly and it means what you think it means. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey literally have sex to Mariah's music.

Honestly, there's no possible way I'm surprised about this. Mariah's ego lately (especially since joining the judging panel of American Idol from what the rumors are saying) is beyond large enough to literally be turned on by her own music.

Now, for my own sanity, I wish the story ended there. But it doesn't. When Mariah's not around, Nick admitted he does the solo job himself to her music too.

Seriously. Someone please hit me with one of those buses we stuffed this weekend.