Taylor Swift was interviewed in the upcoming issue of Parade Magazine, and naturally the topic of love and her future came up.

People think I want to get married really young - I don't know why. I'm a romantic person, but that doesn't mean I want to miss out on being in my young 20s.

Oh I don't know Taylor, maybe it's because you've dated everyone under the sun in Hollywood -- people your age, people younger than you, and people grossly older than you.

I mean, seriously. Did you call John Mayer "Uncle Bad Touch" when you were with him? Run, Harry Styles. Run like your life and Taylor's next single depend on it.