This is about as shocking as Ke$ha taking a shower. (Wait, that actually IS shocking. Anyway...) Lindsay Lohan was arrested last night.
In her defense, she didn't get a DUI this time. Instead she channeled her inner Mike Tyson (minus the ear biting) and started swinging at some random girl at a club. Apparently they were in booths next to each other, the drunk girl arguing started (which probably sounded like 2 angry cats meowing and hissing), and the cat fight ensued.
Call me sucker for crazy chicks (totally admit I am), but this is just flat out sexy. Who DOESN'T dig a chick that can fight her pretty little behind off? I can start fights, she can finish them. Now who wants to marry us?