It's the news every fat kid or non-sober person who loves fluffy, cream-filled cakes never wanted to hear (but that our scales will love) -- Hostess is shutting down.

No more late-night Twinkies. No more Ho-Hos after a late night out in downtown Portsmouth (for the record, I mean the snack cakes). No more drowning your sorrows in Iced Honey Buns.

WAIT A MINUTE -- I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING....NO MORE FROZEN RING DINGS?! Life is no longer worth living.