To be honest I had no idea they made One Direction barbie dolls until my friend told me the other day. I WAS gonna talk smack about it, then remembered I have a Justin Timberlake doll from his days with NSYNC (I'll let you wonder if that's legit or not.)

Anyway, if came down to doll sales to figure out who has the most crushes in 1D, Niall would end up with the bragging rights.

I gotta get on the phone with my agent and see if dolls of me can be made. I mean, who wouldn't want a doll that's completely pale, has a little pot belly, and holds an inhaler in one hand and an EpiPen in another hand.

Right guys?

...Guys?!