...never in my life did I think I'd EVER write that as a title for a blog post, but I don't see 95% of the crap that I do coming, so whatever. I'm participating in (and hosting) the Big Brothers Big Sisters of the Greater Seacoast's Stiletto Race on June 15 in Portsmouth, and my friend Alyssa Salmon from BBBSGS was nice enough to bring over some heels for me to try on to get ready for the race. And the video below, which completely swipes any hope I have of ever having a mancard again, is below. Don't say I've never tried to entertain you at the risk of my own self esteem/pride.

The annoying mess that is Mariah Carey was on Good Morning America this morning to kick off their Summer Concert Live! series -- and of course her dress just "happened" to pop while she was doing an interview. Check the video out below.

Based on her reaction, do you think it was planned or is it a case of her handling it with grace?

So last night Amanda Bynes got high and was arrested for throwing marijuana and a bong out the window. (Naturally she said it was a vase...because doesn't everyone have little green buds in a nice vase at home?) -- Check out video of her getting put in a freakin paddy wagon!! (Okay, so it's a van..but paddy wagon sounds more badass.)

AND check out video of her facing the judge earlier today.

AND check out her mug shot pic right here!